Soo annoying correct??
Okay clearly I am not that heartless, unless it is the sixth time I have been beckoned to make food in the last 15 minutes.
That is basically every 15 minutes of my life, you can see why working at home can be hard and counter productive at times for me.
Note – I am not even menitoning the additional times they come up to me asking for liquids… all while trying to write.
Everytime I have re read what I have done and begin again, only to get out a few lines to be interrupted again… repeat for the rest of my life.
And people wonder why us moms snap right?? Silly
SO when I am given the green light to go ahead and screw dinner and just do some finger cooking with Lazymeal.com I am over the moon happy.
Here are four really good reasons I hate to cook…
1) Dishes, even though I have a dishwasher now I can do dishes twice a day… sick… I can’t wait to turn my children into slaves and give them chores for the rest of their lives!!!!
2) Messy freaking kids… every time I let them help me cook I am reminded why that was a really stupid-endorphin-induced idea. They’re cute sure but they’re demons in the kitchen.
3) Picky eaters… I am plagued with this to the third extent. My youngest is picky, my eldest is picky and my hubby is the pickiest out of them all. Makes me want to kill things, especially when they all have my hubby’s habit of pointing out what they hate, why and how it was MY fault (i.e. you cooked it too long and its dry, rather than sorry for interrupting you AGAIN causing you to dry out this chicken etc…). My hubby also does this to his mother, I can’t stand it and it is super dis respectful… just eat what is put in front of you and be thankful I don’t ship all of you off to Ethiopia.
4) As great as a cook as I am, I am no Martha. Especially in the baking department…. most of this comes from the fact that I don’t’ have her bank account. I bet if I had all that junk I could be perfect in the kitchen too!
So you see, all of those are great reasons why most days I cringe at my kitchen…. I especially hate having to clean it all up just to make dinner and have it end up twice as messy. Again… people wonder why mothers snap.
So save yourself from insanity and do some finger cooking tonight… face it after reading all of this you don’t want to cook anyways right??